John Ratzenberger Mr. Hartz

Danny Woodburn Angelino Cappello

Skylar Astin Monty (voice)

Caleb Burgess Ethan Andrews

David Milchard Desmond

Kayden Magnuson Sophie Andrews

Erin Allin O'Reilly Clare Andrews

Yasmeene Ball Taylor

Jonathan Mangum Jim Andrews

Chris Coppola Stan

Skyler Gisondo Mort (voice)

Atticus Shaffer Mooner (voice)

Crystal the Monkey Monty (uncredited)

Larke Miller Heroine

Michael Teigen Henchman

Sasha Belousovski Rebecca

Tatiana Gudegast Ashley

Jessi Cruickshank Erin

Jonathan Mason Romeo / Hamlet

Thomas Cadrot Othello

Kira Tozer Gymnastics Instructor

Christina Sicoli Kate

Colin Foo Chinese Shopkeeper

Nicholas Harrison Phil - Hart Security

Don Stark Tucker (voice)

Betsy Stover Melody (voice)

Will Verchere-Gopaulsingh Anton

Ken Lawson School Play Director

Kimberly Caldwell ET Correspondent

Justin Carter NYPD Officer

Aaron Brooks Factory Security Guard

Laurie Empey Mrs. Hartz (uncredited)

Michael Myles Hayes Boy Waiting in Line (uncredited)

Nathanael Quigley Party Goer (uncredited)

Justin P. Robinson Security Guard (uncredited)

Jeremy B. Stewart Boom Operator (uncredited)

Robert Vince

Mary Pocrnic

Robert Vince

Kirsten Hansen

Anna McRoberts